3 men ( a belgian, a german and a frenchman ) have an audition for a new job in England.
The interviewer tells them :
" OK, you'll have to formulate a sentence with these three adjectives of color : green, pink and yellow. "
First, the belgian says :
" I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper
and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV ".
Second the german :
" I wake up in the morning , I see the yellow sun, the green grass and
I think to myself : I hope it will be a pink day ".
Then the frenchman :
" I wake up in ze morning, I hear ze phone : green
.green
.green
.. I pink up ze phone and I say " Yellow "